Leader: No, Prime Minister … not that Margaret
AIDE: Your next interview, Prime Minister, is with Scottish journalists. Now you will remember the names of the candidates for the Scottish party leadership? We don’t want a repeat of Ed Miliband, do we now?
PM: No, no. They’re a fine bunch of men.
AIDE: Prime Minister, there are two men and two women.
PM: Oh Lord.
AIDE: Can you remember any of their names?
PM: Oh yes, of course. Chap with big ears… eh, Mungo, whatsisname… Mungo Jerry, erm…
AIDE: (sighs) Murdo Fraser. Can you remember any others?
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Hide AdPM: Yes of course. The kickboxer… er, Ruth Kelly… no, wait a minute, Ellis? Um…
AIDE: Davidson, Prime Minister, Ruth Davidson. Now who else?
PM: Erm, Michael Jackson thingy, Stonewall Jackson, er Jackson Car Salesman…
AIDE: Carlaw. It’s Jackson Carlaw. Now can you remember the fourth candidate?
PM Em, er, um…
AIDE: Here’s a clue. Her first name’s Margaret.
PM: Margaret? MARGARET TH…! Ah, if only!
AIDE: Don’t dare go there, Prime Minister…